BBQ Mirror
Went to Eli’s to meet up with Mike, Jenn, and Steve. Took a photo in the mirror of the bathroom because I thought the stickers, wallpaper, frame, scratches in its surface, and the reflected checkered floor made for a colorful, chewy composition. Posted the photo to my IG story, and Ashley replied with “fly’s down,” scaring me into frantically double-checking. I have an annoying habit of accidentally leaving it down, so it was a plausible claim.
Anyway, I didn’t give her the satisfaction of knowing she got me, so unless she reads this, she’ll never know.